i just realised that not one person, not one person has asked me to marry them and i am shocked.
how does harry styles infiltrate families like this? do you just hear a noise in your kitchen one day, and find harry styles in there making you eggs, and he says “hi mom!” and that’s it, harry styles is your son now?
my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:
- louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
- zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
- harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
- niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
- liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”